"Katara," Zuko started, in the voice he'd learned from her brother somehow, the I Am Speaking Reason To My Crazy Female Companion voice, the one that made Katara's teeth itch, "sitting up at a desk doing minor but essential paperwork is not exactly the most strenuous thing ever, and if I stay out of sight too long, rumours are going to start."

"And if you relapse, rumours are going to be true," Katara retorted, tartly. "No."

AHAHAHAHA! Tell him, Katara! :D

This was so wonderful. I especially loved the whole conversation between Katara and Mai. And Zuko is TOTALLY a sub--I'm surprised Katara is surprised. (Maybe she's just not that kinky). :D