Haiku fest!

[lettered]

Done with season three
Just recently. I loved it--
It's time to fangirl.

I thought it'd be fun
To discuss in haiku form
All of Avatar.

Say you just love Toph,
Or ship Katara/Suki.
Ask who Pakku is.

Best moments of all?
Does fall see nations at peace?
Let's talk Zuko's hair.

Come squee, chat, digress.
Comments go here to commence:
Haiku Comment Fest.

Fear not the haiku.
Sokka said, "This is easy,"
Circa season two.

(Mods, if this breaks rules,
Please delete it. Otherwise,
What rhymes with okka?)

Comments

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[annotated_em]

But without the sex
not to mention violence
the ficcers get bored.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[sqbr]

But the lack of it
in the original show
gives inspiration :)

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[annotated_em]

This is very true;
better to leave those spaces
than to foment wank.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[sqbr]

Have you seen the vid
Bryke made mocking Zutarans?
They do not fear wank.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[lizbee]

Burning faces off
Is still pretty violent.
Ask Zuko. He knows.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[lettered]

Not to mention Mai
Is pretty goddamn sexy.
(Zuko knows this too.)

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[lizbee]

Speaking of teh sexx,
If Ozai had reigned shirtless,
He might have prevailed.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[lettered]

I never noticed.
Zuko did not inherit
that fabulous hair.

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[sholio]

And yet, Zuko's hair
is not without a certain
distinctive appeal.

(Hmm. Online sources
claim "appeal" is a word of
just two syllables.

While I will defer
to authority on this,
I am skeptical.)

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[lettered]

I love Zuko's hair!
It parallels his tale,
growing as he grows.

(Appeal's appealing
with only two syllables.
What more could it have?)

Re: This is what happens when I check my dwircle when I'm jetlagged

[sqbr]

True, but terms like "gore"
and "onscreen death" have the wrong
number of sylla-